20 Sex Facts That Will Make Your Nights Better [Fresh Data]

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Finally, confirmation received, and we can write on a truly interesting topic! Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for waiting that long, but fortune favors patient people. Can’t wait to share – the post on sex facts is out!

  • THE GERMAN WORD FOR “CONTRACEPTIVE” IS SCHWANGERSCHAFTSVERHÜTUNGSMITTEL

It makes no sense by the time you finish saying that. Enough said.

  • BRITISH SPIES USED SPERM AS AN INK

Fantastic invention to use sperm even more practically! Have you ever imagined semen, commonly appearing in different lists of funny sex facts, is a great source of invisible ink you can hide secret messages with? British people always surprise the world, and here is one more proof. Can you guess what stopped them? Not so fresh smell, actually! All the rest seemed just fine.

  • SPERM IS THE TRANSFER OF TREMENDOUS DATA

Believe it or not, but you have a capacity of 62 MacBook Pros hidden inside of you (if you’re a man). Based on some calculations, one sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. So, imagine a number of gigabytes that one ejaculation can transfer! Surely, you’ve got a power!

  • IT’S OK IF YOUR CONDOM DOESN’T FIT YOU

Nobody knows why the producers still stick to the idea that the size of 8 inches is the best for a condom. The statistics show that an average penis size while erecting is only 5 to 7 inches. So, stop having complexes about that! It’s not you but the world around you is wrongly designed.

  • YOUR GRANNY IS STILL HOT

The surprising truth about elderly revealed! Among all, keep an eye on your dirty grandad – he still can help a young woman get pregnant (even if he’s already 70!). Moreover, every third granny enjoys a great sex with her partner (surprise-surprise!). Now, it’s a high time to check your sexual life – maybe, your grandparents are much more active than you, small child!

  • INSERTING TOOTHBRUSHES INTO URETHRA IS OK

At least, the experience of Alfred Kinsey, the sex researcher, proves it. His collection of wasps after this strange hyperactivity reached 5,000 items. So, don’t mind if you find yourself rapt in this task!

  • THE TRUTH ABOUT VIBRATOR

And now, let’s share some sex facts about women. Vibrator, commonly believed as the great tool to cause female orgasm, was actually designed for a completely different purpose. In the 19th century, the creators decided to invent it to avoid women’s hysteria. So, use vibrators wisely, gentlemen!

  • INTELLIGENT WOMEN ARE READY FOR ANAL SEX

The higher level of education causes different kinds of curiosity in females. For example, they easily agree to try anal sex. Actually, the same works with men – but mostly with gays (obviously).

  • THE TRUTH ABOUT FEMALE ORGASM

Technically, the female orgasm has nothing to do with satisfaction. Sorry, ladies, but you feel something pleasant just because you push sperm to your body to have a baby. So, nothing strange that most women think about marriage and family – it’s all about physiology.

  • …BUT IT LASTS LONG!

No matter what’s the purpose of orgasm – but it exists! And it lasts 14 seconds longer than males’ one on average. So, forget the previous fact and just enjoy the long-lasting pleasure, ladies!

  • CHOOSE – BICYCLE OR SEX!

Back to gentlemen. Unfortunately, bicycle obsession hurts your sexual life. Just concentrate on that feeling of pressure from your bicycle seat, and you’ll hear how your sexual function cries! And think – maybe, you’d better walk or stay in bed?

  • NO NEED TO CHOOSE – YOUR PHONE AND SEX

There are no limits for using a smartphone during sex! Ladies are fond of answering calls during sex, and everyone can’t help scrolling Facebook and Twitter feeds after orgasm. The only advice we have is to make sure your phone is far away from you if you need to concentrate on pleasure!

  • SEX AND LIES GO TOGETHER

In other words, adults tend to lie when they are naked in bed. Don’t try to reject – it’s hard to control! Simply ask no questions to your partner after sex, and you’ll hear no lies.

  • PEEING AND HAVING SEX DON’T GO TOGETHER

Don’t lie – you can’t pee right after sex! Our physiology simply prevents this, since sex hormones that fill your body after orgasm don’t allow peeing. So, if your sex partner visits WC – you know that’s orgasm simulation!

  • THERE’S NO FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Knowing sex facts is important even if you’re just friends. As the recent study revealed, an attraction is the background of any cross-sex friendship. So, stop fooling the evolution – have sex, finally!

  • STRAIGHT MEN LIKE WATCHING PENIS IMAGES

As Thought Catalog claims, straight men enjoy looking at both penises and vaginas on the Internet. Just in case, check the history in the browser of your sex partner – maybe, your support is highly demanded.

  • TALKING ABOUT SEX MAKES YOU HAPPIER

If your sex life is not as rich as you wish it to be – don’t worry. Simply joining the conversation about sex can help you fix this problem. When you articulate your wishes, the Universe helps you!

  • YOU LITERALLY LOSE YOUR MIND DURING SEX

Specifically, the part of the brain responsible for fear and anxiety switches off. So, you can easily feel like a Superman, for once in your life!

  • APPRECIATING YOUR BODY MAKES SEX BETTER

Forget what you think of your body during sex – recent studies showed that obese women who don’t care about their body weight have greater sex experience. So, lose your mind completely and enjoy the process!

  • WOMEN WIN!

No matter how many facts we’ve mentioned here – women are more experienced in this topic! We can be sure in this since the average female enjoys 17 percent more nights with sex than males. So, ladies, don’t hesitate to share your vast experience with us!

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